The sale went down, but on the way there and back, the Kellys began communicating in clucks - a family tradition I had never heard before. Patrick and his mother clucked their conversation with one another, before it turned into "Name That Cluck," a series of songs sung to one another as if chickens.
"Only Bryan would join this ridiculousnesss," said Kaitlyn. "He doesn't even blink an eye."
Of course I joined in - why wouldn't I? Singing the Star Spangled Banner in chicken voice is absolutely a brilliant way to spend one's life and making clucking noises in stores is absolutely how I roll.
Kaitlyn later did a search for YouTube videos with the hypothesis that others probably have uploaded their own clucking talents.
Of course they have.
Included in her finds was a whole channel by Big Marvel dedicated to his rubber chicken harmonizing to popular songs like Despacito (see below). I haven't clucked this much ever.
Yep. That's how it is in Crandall's world. Clucking ridiculous.